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When Meg Met Zack
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Chapter 1: They Meet.
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The Griffins going on a family outing, when Peter makes up a game.
'Hey, I've got a game we can play,' said Peter, 'Whenever we see a buggie on the road, we hit Meg!'
'What?!?!' shouts Meg, 'Don't I get a say in this.'
'No,' Peter simply says.
'Punch buggy green,' says Chris after seeing a green buggie and hitting Meg.
'OW!'
'Punch buggy blue!' shouts Stewie and he hits Meg.'
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'OWWW!'
'Punch buggy yellow!' shouts Peter as he punches Meg on the head... HARD.
'OOOOOOOWWWW!!!! STOP IT!!!'
'HAHAHA!!! Listen to her whine!' said Peter as he was amused with his sick game.
'Peter, this isn't funny!' said Lois.
'Sure it is!' said Peter, 'Just like the time I pushed Meg in front of a speeding bus.'
Flashback
Meg and Peter are standing on the sidewalk.
'Hey Meg, you wanna visit Mexico?' asks Peter.
'Actually no. But I've always wanted to go to-' said Meg before she was cut off by Peter pushing her in front of a speeding bus going to Mexico.
'And while you're there, get me a sombrero,' shouts Peter, 'And don't drink the water! No scratch that. Drink all the water you want!'
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'You told me Meg was at a friend's house,' said Lois.
'Well you should have known that was a lie when I said 'Meg' and 'friend' in the same sentence without saying 'she doesn't have any',' said Peter.
Meg sees a red buggie and decides that now was her chance.
'Punch buggy red,' she says as she hits Chris, 'That's one point for me!'
'Ow! Dad make her stop!' whines Chris.
'Oh that's it!' says Peter angrily, 'You have gone too far Meg!'
'But I only hit him once!' says Meg.
'Out of the car!' shouts Peter.
'But-' said Meg before she was interrupted by Peter making a hole through the win shield with his fist.
'NOW!' shouts Peter.
Meg instantly obeys and gets out of the car. Peter then drives off leaving Meg alone in a part of Quahog she's never been in. She walks for over an hour until she comes up to a 7-11.
'Excuse me,' said Meg as she walked to the counter, 'I'm lost and I need a ride home. Do you have a phone I can use.'
'Are you a paying customer?' asks the manager who suddenly walks into the room.
'I don't have any money,' said Meg.
'Hell no you can't use it!' said the manager as he went back into the back room.
'Wait!' said the clerk as he stopped Meg from leaving, 'You can use my cell phone.'
'Thank you,' said Meg.
'Name's Zack Murdock, by the way.' said Zack. Zack had long blonde hair with a mustacheless goatee, an earring and a green beanie.
'I'm Meg,' she responds as she dails the number and the reciever picks up.
'Hello?' said Peter on the other end.
'I need a ride home. I'm at a 7 eleven in uncharted Quahog,' said Meg.
'Who is this,' said Peter.
'Meg.' Said Meg and Peter then hangs up, 'Oh, COME ON!!!'
'What happened?' asks Zack.
'That fat bastard father of mine hung up on me!'
'He WHAT?!?!'
'I should call Quagmire,' said Meg, 'Maybe he can help.'
'Quagmire? As in Glen 'The pervert/rapist/sex offender/wierdo' Quagmire?' asks Zack.
'Don't worry. We live in the same street,' said Meg.
'You do?'
'Yup.'
'Well, either way, I can't let you call him,' said Zack as he took his phone back, 'I still remember when he invited my sister over to make some 'ol fashioned home cookin'.'
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'What happened?' Meg asked.
'When I got there, they were making burgers,' said Zack, 'And before that, they were having sex! Dammit, I wish she would've let me know! Anywho, how about I take you home in my car instead?'
'Sure, thanks,' said Meg.
'Is that moneyless bitch still here?!?!' shouts the manager.
'SHUT UP YOU PORKER!!!' shouted Zack, 'YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T SAY THAT IF SHE WAS SOME BLONDE BUSTY STRIPPER!!! Idiot...'
'Why are you yelling at your boss?' asked Meg.
'He's also my dad, and we have issues,' said Zack.
'But won't he fire you?' asks Meg.
'Nah!' said Zack, 'He NEEDS me! Now, let's go. Dad, I'm taking her home!'
'Eww! You takin' that ugly porker home?' shouted the manager from the back room.
'DAD, SHUT UP!!! SHE'S NOT FAT AND UGLY LIKE YOU!!!' shouts Zack. seconds later a mug flies out of the room and shatters on the wall right next to Zack, 'Oh Sh#t! Let's get outta here!'
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End Chapter.
The FOX hit comedy Family Guy imagined President Donald Trump, his wife Melania, and Vice President Mike Pence hanging themselves in prison in an episode that aired just after Tuesday’s presidential election.
The November 8th episode of Family Guy, titled “La Famiglia Guy,” began with Peter and Lois Griffin reading newspapers announcing Trump’s suicide.
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“God, can you believe Trump hung himself in prison?” Peter asks, before the words “We wrote this in February 2019. Were we right?” flash at the bottom of screen.
“I know! And that Chris Christie lost all that weight,” adds Lois. “He still looks terrible, though.”
“See? We don’t hate all Republicans,” then flashes up on the screen. “But we do hate Chris Christie.”
Later on in the episode, Brian is reading the newspaper where he reveals that Mike Pence hung himself after coming out as a homosexual.
“God, I can’t believe Mike Pence came out of the closet just before he hung himself in prison.” Brain reads with a caption again appearing on the screen again, saying: “Again, we wrote this in February 2019. Did we nail it?”
Finally, Peter’s friend Quagmire is also is also seen reading a newspaper where he announces the death of Melania Trump back in her home country of Slovenia.
“God, I can’t believe Melania was deported to Slovenia and then hung herself in a European prison,” he says. The words over the screen read: “Okay, now we’re done.”
Family Guy, whose creator Seth MacFarlane has donated millions to the Democratic Party over the past 15 years, has long lampooned Trump. Last year, the show depicted Trump sexualizing his daughter Ivanka and saying she has a “beautiful rack.”
Family Guy is not the only FOX comedy to depict president Trump’s allies hanging themselves. In an April 2017 episode, then-White House press secretary Sean Spicer was seen hanging in the briefing room.
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